I don’t know enough about acting as a profession to be properly grossed out by this. Is this a note for how female actors should dress while they’re reading the script at the audition?

As an actress I cant tell you the casting note is very normal. What’s out of the morn is for an established actress whose talent and beauty are obvious to anyone who can use google, got sent it. I’m sure she still has to audition, but not for unnamed, small supporting roles like this one.

But girl actresses are SUCH dumb-dumbs!

Well the point you seem to have missed is the double standard.

They DO. I know, it’s incomprehensible.

The first note actually bothers me more? Like, “Hey, in case you’re wondering why we provided this script, it’s for you to read! Don’t show up without being prepared, silly!”

someone please explain why Adam Sandler has a career. I am completely befuddled. Do his movies really make that much money?

My favorite has to be this one:

the faux professionalism in the phrase “push-up bras encouraged” = forever vom

I’ve been ghosted and it’s horrible, and I think it’s horrible to do to someone else in general. I can’t imagine doing it to someone I was engaged to. Exceptions: 1) if you’ve only dated (or whatever people call it these days) a few times, or 2) if the person did something so terrible that they deserve it and they…

I hate to break it to ya, but by all accounts I’ve read, Charlize is nearly as big of an asshole as Sean is. I mean it seemed like they were literally meant for each other, if for no other reason that by getting together they would deprive 2 other people from having to be with them.

Never went to journalism school, but it seems to me that if you repeat someone else’s error without fact checking, it becomes your error.

Edit: I’m an idiot.

That’d be even funnier if Saban still coached the Tigers.

Saban?

Saban: I’d like to announce the suspensions of Jennings, Thomas, and Bain

Trieaux neuax geuax anymeaux.

For fucks sake, wearing skin baring clothing when it’s hot outside is NOT dressing for the male gaze. A 90s comeback? the start of the 90s featured mid-driff baring short shirts and the end of the 90 featured low rise pants so low hip bones were on full display. This article would make sense if it were in The Onion.…

I am wearing black highwaisted tights that suck in my gut, a carpet patterned a-line dress, black booties and a black cardigan. I work in an office with A/C so it’s legit. I prefer fall/winter clothing because it makes me look SKINNY so i’m wearing it year round suckas.

i’m all about my hoodies in the summer. but 99.9% of the reason for that is A. i am a fryable redhead and i hate sunscreen, and B. in the south the air conditioning is FRIGID everywhere & i hate being sweaty & cold in stores.