Wouldn’t this one be on the paramedics though? I would imagine they should get there and be like, “Hey guys, glad you nabbed him, but this is a great way to strangle someone. Lets just strap him to this thing the normal way and save everyone the trouble.”

So do cops receive any training, or you know, even ADVICE about keeping citizens alive during confrontations and arrests?

Considering how not-on-board folks were when Heath Ledger was cast as Joker, I am not going to make any judgments regarding Jared Leto at this early stage.

Sorry, I don’t buy that teenage girls- in an era when rape wasn’t as clearly defined as it is now- would’ve beat up an older man in a position of power who was capable of destroying their careers and reputations (not to mention capable of sexually assaulting them, too). A more realistic scenario is that they saw what…

ABSOLUTELY ZERO

Almost as boring as her acting.

The one (very brief) time that I was on Okcupid the biggest bar that I got on my personality section read as “more drug-friendly” and was just like, wait no, I... I can explain...

Note to self: Never watch that shit.

...a gay fish?

A gay fish?

Since I was 5 I’ve identified as the Batman. It doesn’t matter that I’m a 30 something black male. People should respect my identity and address me as Batman.

1999 was not a bad year. Not bad at all. I miss my home phone.

Zine? Chloe Sevigny? Everything about this article made me feel like it was 1999. All my wrinkles were gone, I felt 20 lbs lighter, and I looked over at my son and all I saw was an ovum. (I also felt really hung over and was worried I about how I was going to pay my rent).

This is awesome. You deserve more stars.

I was gonna rave 4 ever at that point in life. I was so high on cloud 9 there could have been a family, and I wouldn’t have known.

Oh hello 1996.

Reality Bites Back by Jennifer Pozner was really good. It’s more about reality shows in general, so it might not be what you’re looking for.

I expect I’ll join you soon if I make another comment about Bobby Finger’s terrible writing. He is a terrible writer.

i can’t believe jezebel published an article by (obviously) a rich white woman titled “Why People Who Don’t Do Drugs or Want to Fly With Them Should Start Doing Drugs And Flying With Them Right Away”

I Wanna Get Down Low With Mark Ruffalo.