But mostly, fuck you and fuck your fucking misogyny.

No, fuck you for pushing that “both cadidates are bad” nonsense. That’s why we’re in this situation.

NO. Sorry, but no. This is not Hillary Clintons fault. This is the fault of the people who voted for Donald Trump in spite of every monstrous thing he’s said and done for the past 50 years, and of anyone who didn’t take it seriously or thought it couldn’t happen. This is the fault of anyone who doesn’t know shit about…

The problem is not so much that Donald Trump would be an awful President and set the country back - he would. But it would be really hard for any one man to truly destroy the country no matter how hard he tries. Especially when a substantial part of his own party despises him.

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

Right? First thing I thought when I saw that look was high-fashion suffragette realness. I’m LIVING for it.

Yeah, I didn’t get that either. I mean this might be a Carrie take on a Suffragette but still.

“Lady Gaga went extremely out in what looks like a Carrie Bradshaw Election Day gala look that also has strong Mary Poppins vibes. Not only does it encourage people to vote, it also conveys the idea that the election has been a roaming circus so why not rock a costume.”

I live in Chicago. I know how cities work, thank you.

No, we’d blow it up. Sometimes you have to destroy the island to save it.

This summer, I gave Born in the U.S.A. another more critical (and ultimately more forgiving) listen. For a record that’s made up almost entirely of songs that became hit singles, it’s also really, really good. Although my favorite track on the album was—and is—“I’m on Fire,” the aforementioned hits (particularly…

Best part of this is you KNOW Chris Christie is weeping in the shower somewhere.

From what I’ve read, they found a general area based on the last ping location from her cell phone. I also read a tip lead them to his property and while they were searching with cadaver dogs they heard her pounding. I think she also responded to an ad for someone to clean his house? Maybe they found those messages…

“30-year-old”

Pfft. Hillary and Obama can cause a plane crash that only kills their target. If they were coming for Trump, they would not miss.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

honestly, trump is a cuck for having security in the first place. take your threats like a man, you coward.

You should have asked for a manager and demanded he be fired, then thrown your groceries in the manager’s face and refused to pay before storming out while screaming obscenities.

If you think the UK is grumpy, try mainland Europe. The customer service there can feel outright hostile in some places.

This is why I liked shopping in the UK— They have this reputation for poor customer service but really what it is is that the woman or man ringing you up doesn’t bother to pretend that they’re excited about it. That’s a lot more comfortable than forced pleasantries.