Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

Or when you buried the hatchet eight years ago, and Hillary worked closely with Barack as his SoS for four years and everyone became friends. Funny how things actually do change when you are not a whiney baby who holds grudges forever.

And Obama and Michelle bashed Hillary when they were running against her. Funny how rivals in primary campaigns can join together for a general election. So funny.

Well, there it is right there.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I enjoyed that probably more than I should have.

He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.

Feel better now?

The fact that Collin Powell shows up in the new Corvette only means one thing. Biden and Powell are running in 2020 under a new Car Party. Lets get the campaign started.

I’m told, that breasts look amazing from below. Also, would he be fucking you if he didn’t like what he saw?

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

She has been on point for months. I love following her on fb, she’s incredible

You’re right. I will certainly not be voting for this Bill Clinton person.

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

she fucking knows how to fucking LEAD! every day i love her more and more.

This Stern guy is horrific but he is not running for president.

When Stern runs for president?

And yet, from the NYT:

Illustration by Victor Juhasz