.I moved on her like a bitch,

“Anyone who knows me knows these words don’t reflect who I am”

Hear that, ladies? This is just a big distraction from the IMPORTANT issues. Women wanting respect, wanting to not be grabbed by the pussy at work? What a bunch of whiners. Get your panties out of bunches and get back to making me feel big. Huge!

Make America Grope Again.

god bless the wapo

I can’t really imagine that in even the most mutual, long term, consensual relationship being “grabbed by the pussy” is a positive thing.

I pretty much agree with this theory. The parents not really helping or pushing the police to solve the case tells me the parents were involved in it in some way.

My father’s parents were first cousins, and I’m fine. The extra arm’s a real help too.

Nope. She’ll soon be dead from all the not-pooping that those bananas are fostering on her.

That is why Wills married a commoner: to avoid a deformed freak child.

There is also a good 30 Rock reference in there.

I EAT SO MANY BANANAS I’M GONNA LIVE F’REVER.

Ew. I’ve definitely met some of my second cousins. Fucking them just isn’t on the table. They are not “barely related.” They’re related. Not super closely, but still. Ew. And to say that no genetic anomalies will arise in a child born to second cousins is not exactly true. On average, the chances of something going…

this is an insult to bat boy that will not stand!

If you remember the case so well, you must know JonBenet was also strangled and possibly sexually assaulted. That’s not an accidental fall.

As a feminist, I’m appalled that everything always comes back to a woman’s looks. As a queer woman, I have to admit that my first thought was that that face is by far the greatest thing Rudy Giuliani’s ever had a hand in making.

Wow I TOTALLY forgot about that, but yes she was (and Fred Armisen, puke, was dating Taylor’s costar Natasha Lyonne, aka my straight Caucasian wife)! I was thinking she was still w/ St. Vincent but she’s with Cara Delvigne (right?). 

Abbi lives near me and I see her quite a bit. I can say for certain I’ve never seen her with Carrie. She’s actually always alone.

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.

What she really should’ve been feeding her offspring is mice and small birds.