We’re all lizard people deep down.

Hey, now, Pilot Inspektor is a *boy*. So the name is totally fine. :)

I remember Dusty Rose specifically as an incredibly popular decorating colour in the ‘80s.

Jane will be playing Myla Marbles in The Skill of the Negotiation: The Danny Dimp-Domp Story.

So I was on a date with a woman and I told her I was Jewish and she goes, “I’m sorry.” That took me aback and I asked why she was sorry, “oh, I thought you were smarter than that. You know all religions are a con, right?” Which, whatever. So later in the date I told her my birthday and she says, “I KNEW it! You’re…

First step as (possible) billionaire in deciding to run for President: Find loose ends and tie them down with cash and non-disclosure agreements.