In his shoulder pads?

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

“We commend Ishmael for not taking his frustrations out on another human like many of our athletes previously would have. This is another step in the right direction for Baylor athletics.” - new Baylor AD

more like fart briles!!!!!!!11!!!!

That swamp is the #7 entertainment destination in Jacksonville.

Man at control panel wearing headset: Sir, it’s the advanced stats, they’re redlining.

This is surprising since he’s already had brain surgery.

Next to transfer: Kyle Field

Sumlin doesn't add up.

Because if there’s anyone I trust to prevent blunders, it’s the NFL league office.

A scholarship to an SEC school.

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

I’m a casual pats fan, gone to some games, watch them when i can. I don’t even enjoy watching the nfl anymore and it’s not just the shit games that are nearly unwatchable anyway ie the bottom half of the league. Even watching the patriots kick the shit out of everyone doesn’t really do it for me. I think it’s just the…

You know because anyone being out of uniform in the NFL will cause total anarchy and next thing you know dogs and cats are living together. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

Whenever I play MLB The Show and McCann comes up to bat, I plunk him with a fastball on the first pitch.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

“Find out who informed us and talk to them, please.”

Briles doesn’t know who informed him of these isssues? Over/under on him being gone before the end of the season?