This made me laugh!! I love it.

I’m supposed to be in a wedding in less than a month. Indoors, in a county that’s enjoyed flouting the rules of COVID in my area. This private golf club is operating under restaurant guidelines, not event spaces.... so really, they shouldn’t even be allowed to have this event. My friend is getting married and still…

I’ve been rooting against Serial Killer David (as I call him). I’m sure he’s lovely but SOMETHING about him gives me murder vibes.

Noel’s my favorite. I loathe Matt.

LOL. My first job out of college didn’t even offer 401K and I was making $25K total there. Right now, I have around 58K in my 401K altogether but that’s also after working since college (10 years total of my life at this point just about). I currently have a salary of 63K and it’s worrying I don’t have my own salary…

I’m a PA voter who did mail-in and my vote went to Joe! I’m really, really hoping he pulls through in Pennsylvania.

Our dinner plan is a frozen Trader Joe’s Savory Corn Pie... some hot noodle/veggie/chicken broth soup that my husband already made yesterday in the instant pot... and then snacks and lots of alcohol. Sorted.

I woke up this morning with worry in my stomach. My husband and I voted early a few weeks ago, dropping our ballots off somewhere new. That felt good but a little anti-climactic for such a big decision. I don’t know how to really get through today. I have work (which is slow right now for me) and then tonight, we’re…

My “I am stressed and also no one can watch me do this” meal tends to be a large pizza for myself. Maybe Cheetos? Maybe... I don’t know? A brownie? It doesn’t make me less stressed. Instead, I become more stressed after knowing I’m binge-eating and nothing in the world could stop me. But it’s the possibility that…

My husband and I played Arcana this year. We’ve never done ARGs before and it was SO MUCH FUN. It really helped abate our fears of the early days of COVID and gave us something weirder to focus on. I miss it a lot, actually. The interactivity of the characters, all the puzzles, knowing we’d be waiting for posts to…

A star for “child of the corn chips.” Perfection.

If I must get a PSL (as a white woman.... I do sometimes get a hankering) I can’t go full-out balls to the wall pumpkin. I do 1 pump of pumpkin. That’s enough. You can taste the spices but it is not disgusting to drink. 

I want this. My husband and I have been in the habit of running over to Blaze after going hiking on weekends. Their pizzas are surprisingly low-ish in calories so we don’t feel too bad about it. 

Hands Down. Forever a favorite. In 8th grade, this kid in my class tried to convince a friend and I that he’d actually written those lyrics. Did we believe him? I don’t remember.

You ever just think about Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis and wonder to yourself, why did I love this song so much in college? Why did I feel like it related to my shitty non-relationship in college? Why was I a glutton for self-punishment? Etc. etc.

Oh, not a fan. I kept seeing AV Club with this new layout and didn’t like it because I felt it was too easy to miss content. This is confusing but I guess I’ll eventually get used to it.

My friend’s mom died of a GBM a few years ago. The cancer was so unexpected... she was also having weird seizures / blackouts and hadn’t been able to get in to see a doctor for months that summer. No diagnosis until December... and she was gone by May. It was absolutely horrible for their entire family. Cancer can go…

This was such an excellent read. I was VERY into emo music in high school as a lonely, misunderstood girl bursting with tons of emotions. I could fall in love with every main singer if I tried (predominantly all of them male) and would spend hours dissecting lyrics and never once thinking about the misogynist nature…

Pennsylvanian here who has never been wild about Twizzlers.... I can’t believe our PA favorite Halloween candy wasn’t the Hershey bar. Come on. Missed opportunity.

I lovedddddd Cici’s. I was so sad when it closed.