Or they were hoping Chris Paul because he’s an arrogant, over rates, dirty playing, hateful little asshole.

navigate the little vehicle towards a piece of Froot Loops cereal.

Nah, all those kids that worked at the local ice cream place had carpal tunnel before we knew that was a thing. I think a couple have claws for hands now. Soft serve ice cream parlors are where it’s at.

I mean, the Chinese government literally said “we do not believe in freedom of speech.” So it really ISN'T very complicated.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

Hard disagree. Being a man who is 5' 11" - 6' 0" has so many advantages. You’re the default height, the world is designed for you.

6'2" is better than 6'3" and above because of low ceiling basements. My head just grazes the top of many basement ceilings and that’s good. If I’m wearing shoes and it ups me by half an inch I have to slightly lower my head, and that’s bad.

Back when MSN Messenger was a thing, they had an emoji (I think this was before emojis were even called that... that’s how long ago this was) that was a face with big bug eyes but an otherwise neutral expression, used to convey the kind of shock you have when you find out the boss you were just badmouthing donates…

Yeah not adding “lazy young” to overweight/elderly represents a clear oversight.

Ah, the fake kneel. That’s the move elderly or overweight Catholics do at church where they just scoot their ass a little closer to the edge of the pew so they don’t have to struggle to get back up.

It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.

The conspiracy theorist in me wants to believe they are saying this to settle down the NBA’s tampering rules, but this probably just is Occam’s Razor. 

Also US Cellular. They have a smaller footprint, but I’ve been places where my Verizon phone had no signal and my Google Fi phone did pick up US Cellular.

Whatever % Sprint and T-Mobile cover, Fi uses both their networks

I mean, you could at least attempt to provide either better context or another side of the argument. There is likely far more information that what is presented here but there is no issue with having an independent contractor working for you at a price the hiring agency sets and both parties agree upon.

I know that you are rooting hard for Uber and Lyft to be forced into paying and treating drivers as employees, but that’s not what’s going to happen, no matter which way this legal battle goes.  Those ride share companies will more likely cease to exist in their current form.  Something new will arise in their place.…

Gogurt racists

Hamilton is just spending 100% of his time raising the bar for being insufferable.

About a week ago, Hamilton invited me to take part in a “yogurt-tasting” video in what I assumed to be a feeble attempt to expand his brand as a guy who consumes and blogs about yogurt. justify his continued employment beyond month-end!