Anyone else old enough to remember when Ted Mondale’s dad Walter ran for President and was slaughtered by Reagan?

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

Delete your account

“The World Chess Federation (FIDE) announced that his abrupt exit could cost him 10 percent of his winnings, which could delay his anticipated move out of his mom’s basement by up to 6 months.”

The movie’s racism is undeniable, however, because its director and star express it on the Brat 2website, where the Google translated first sentence of a section titled “Black and White” reads: “Solving the problem of racial discrimination, whites have maneuvered themselves into a dead end.”

Yes, a Whirlpool heiress and engaged to a man with a $200M contract. Many of us are fucked. She is not.

Meanwhile at one point 3 years ago the Tigers had Verlander, Porcello, AND Scherzer in the same rotation and we still couldn’t win shit.

The big question is: Is it even close to sustainable?

Yup. These are my viewer.

...says the guy who’s never seen the Chicago River.

Insert three paid weeks off to “rehab” probably...

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Then wake up the next morning and vow to find exciting new topics of conversation that do not involve goats, Harry Caray, or memorable encounters with Ryne Sandberg.

I didn’t have a rooting interest either way, except it was fun to have a team that hadn’t won a championship in over a century.

Can i get your sister’s number?

EVERYONE GRAB TWO OF EACH ANIMAL AND RUN FOR THE HILLS, THE END IS NIGH, ARMAGEDDON HAS COME, JUDGMENT DAY IS UPON US, THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE.

I agree it’s a mistake to lose faith in the Indians.