are we still pretending that we didnt all already know that he would not stay dead

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Is she going into a porta-potty in that first instagram shot?

Pshaw...I’ve been getting one delivered every month for years. And years. And years :( :(

These are the same people who are against Obamacare, a program that gets more children and pregnant mothers insured so they can access healthcare. They want to tear apart our public school system, they don’t want subsidized daycare for poor families, and they want to keep TANF payments low to force poor single parents…

Right?! It was like, oh this is what my pussy was meant for.

After this - one of the most unforgettable costumes in all rock history, along with Madonna’s black cone bra - My friends and I christened him The Sexiest Black Man Under Five Feet Tall.

Oh man - I remember that MTV Music Awards. I remember exactly what I was doing at the time. I about fell over when he turned around. Those pants were a trip! One of those small yet defining moments in a life.

He was my first dirty dream.

Pictured: my sexual awaking. I didn’t understand what puberty was until I saw Prince.

I want to ask them if they care about the toddlers that have no legal representation in immigration court. I want to see what they say about those CHILDREN!

If Hamilton wasn’t wildly successful, no one would care. Now that it’s the hottest Broadway show on the planet white people are all “Wait praise, prestige and high paychecks? That’s my job!”

Remember, it’s reverse racism if you don’t cast John Lovitz as Martin Luther King Jr.

I really, really dislike January Jones for reasons unknown to even me, and this intensifies my dislike.

God, that brought flashbacks of Ms. Benita Butrell!

That would certainly explain why she won’t tell anyone who the father is, since that would require admitting that she had sex with Bobby Flay.

This is more upsetting than every single Vogue staffers’ NYE plans.

But... but... ALL lives matter! Racist.

He sounds like a small woman climaxing.