Shouldn’t it be “Mormon church does children a favor”?

Let’s say I’m the child of gay parents (I actually am, but I digress) and let’s say for some bass ackwards reason, I decide I really, really want to be Mormon. There’s no more sure fire way to make me hate your church and feel you’re a bunch of jerks than for you to shun me for something I have no control over.

Part of my brain is saying “Be respectful, it makes sense for these people to want to share a cultural touchstone important to their lives with their children, of course they want their kids baptized” while the other half is saying “Why the hell would you want these horrible people to baptize your children anyway,…

Apostacy is the new black.

“This is crazy even by Mormon standards,”

Am I the only one who knew like all of them? Should I be embarrassed?

Coke dick is the worst. Especially when he’s been partying and hasn’t told you, and you’re going down the list of things in your head of all of reasons why you’ve been cock-gobbling FOREVER AND NOTHIN’ DOIN’. Ugh.
/checks watch

aw honey, go ahead and have your metamucil. matlock reruns will be on soon.

That is the weirdest image.

Or your breasts and/or ass. My body used to like to cut a line on his girl’s vulva, and then usually lick it off. Everybody would get so coked up. Oh, college, what a fucked up time.

Really? I usually don’t have trouble with coke —sometimes it takes forever to cum. Amphetamines usually mean some dirty, dirty shit has to be going down for everything to work 100% of the time. ::shrug::

Darn, I was really hoping this headline was a plastic surgery joke

I have always and forever since my 12th year of being a human woman on this planet...been in love with Justin Timberlake.

Justified was the soundtrack to my sexual awakening.

Lube is love. Lube is life.

Love is letting the other person have the first line off your boner.

All the crowd shots during Timberlake’s song are gold. Also, I love this Stapleton fellow. Purchassssing.

that’s the WORST when it’s like, 15 minutes later NOW you decide to jump in and help?

Thanks Obama Vagina

I feel like if she could just rephrase it to something like, Guys who skip foreplay are lazy, she’d really be hitting the nail on the head.

Clearly we’re not caught up to speed with the ins and outs of the country folk. Somehow though, I feel we’ll be fine.

I’m not American - but I feel I am preeettty clued up to US gossip (thanks Dlisted!) - and I know 9. A few solely because my mom used to watch a lot of American Idol and one because Nicole Kidman married him. It must be like a different sphere or something.