How many years will the victim suffer before she is able to put it behind her? A hell of a lot longer than a year, I imagine.

CrossClit. NO SANDBAGGING!

My fam did the same with Risk. Bunch of backstabbing Italians and Irish folks we were.

That would be the most exciting thing monopoly has done since ever

Mine just wants to be licked.

It should end with somebody getting shot. I’ve lost 5 cousins to the game of monopoly. Countless others had many hospital visits.

Isn’t that how all family activities end?

Burpees?

*record scratch* Wait, there are people who don’t wear panties with their workout clothes and yoga pants???

Well stress and anxiety burns calories. Try being passive aggressive at your labia. If that doesn’t work, bringing up all of its family / work obligations just before it goes to bed. or you could yell at your labia in a crowded restaurant. Get creative!

yeah man gotta go to the box to get my pussfit WOD in

spandex burger

As far as I know, there’s not much muscle in the various labias, so probably not anything that would actually change how they look. There are, of course, pelvic floor exercises, which might do something (?), and those are good to do anyway.

Kegels? Strapping a kettle bell to it?

Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.

giving a more youthful look

I am entirely unsurprised by this. She seems cray, he seems cray, her ex seems cray - literally everyone involved in all of this seems completely batshit.

On a deep and serious level, though: they’re all fucking great looking. Crazy, maybe, but sexy.