Just let it happen.

Jesus wears dad jeans

This is every family goal I’ve ever had.

One of my dogs took a dump in my harp case. This is grosser than that.

My daughter had the stomach flu this weekend and threw up
Mexican food. This is still way grosser.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

And that should be the title of this annual thread.

That sounds awful. This was the first time for me, I actually saw “things” standing above or on my child and that is why it scared the shit out of me. You know how in most dreams, the scene is familiar but one or two things are off or kind of distorted? NOPE, not this time, everything was perfect in details, like…

I can’t look away

Oh, hot pink RAZR. I had you for years. I loved you.

Seriously, I worry for Tila’s little girl.

You monster

Sleep paralysis is terrible.

I fangirl Tara Jacoby. Regularly.

God bless the ART TEAM

These stories, all of these stories, make me cry. Every damn time.

As a lady who just got a Mirena and has never been pregnant, I will say they HURT LIKE HELL. Like, yell that something is wrong, feel nauseous for an hour, crawl into bed with ibuprofen and question why you did that bad.