Were there people who supported them?

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

“wrongful birth and breach of warranty”

The only birthday cards my family and I ever give to one another are the ones with fart/poop related jokes. I couldn’t think of a better way to show someone you love them than making them laugh about farts. If I ever got a serious card with fancy flowers and a poem inside I would wonder who was dying.

You don't have to be smart to laugh at fart jokes but you have to be dumb not to. - Louis CK

HERE are my people!

Why have I never thought of farting into the phone? GENIUS. ON IT.

Right?

Does she still try to pretend that she didn’t grow up rich?

Agreed. My husband and I laugh every time one of us farts. We do extend each other the courtesy of letting the other person know that we’re about to let one rip (no one likes to be farted on).

Honestly, I’m not sure why everyone thinks this is a big deal. EVERYONE FARTS. Farts are funny. LONG LIVE FARTS!

I’m dying. I like to burp and slooooowly blow it at her. HAHAAHAH. also, I like to call her when I know she is pooping. She gets so mad. I made her cell phone picture a foot long poop that my son fished out of his diaper and left on the floor. Actually my husband photoshopped it and I like to send it to her during…

My favorite thing( I do not do this to my husband) is to fart in my sisters car and put the air on recirculate.

In the right company farts really are hilarious. I was once at a party and someone let a sneaky one go. Then someone else got a bit bold and let an audible one go. Suddenly 8 or nine people farted. It was like when someone yawns and everyone else yawns. We laughed until we cried that night. And kept farting.

Who hasn’t done the “pull my finger” trick?

WHO DID THIS TO US?!

When my wife and I first started living together as a (not yet married) couple, I noticed on a lazy rainy Saturday that she kept getting up from the couch we were sharing to go to the bathroom. It took about five trips before I realized she was going in there to fart. Then I said the words that have haunted me ever…

ARE YOU MARRIED TO JOEY FATONE!?

But what if they bring back “Clarissa Explains it All”? I'm 99% sure Melissa Joan Hart would still be down to play a teen. That would for sure warm the cockles of my heart!