i’d also like to cast him as my lover

<3<3 Someday.

Idris Elba should be in everything.

But...

He had to listen to his own music.

Perfection thy name is “Ciara”. *sigh*

Yea I’m surprised he didn’t throw “coitus” and “moist” in there too. Just to up that sexaaaay factor.

yeah, except what you wrote is better than what he wrote.

Also: world’s most simple lyrics. He’s practically “yeah yeah, my dick gets big, then I put it in her vagina. Yeah. She’s a girl. I have a dick. I have sex with my dick.” Lyrical master indeed.

And “stimulated” just has to be the least sexy word ever. *barfing forever*

I just...

oh i had no idea they were dating

That also serves as an adept description of what is wrong with both Tyga's and Jared Fogle's romantic/sexual predilictions.

TOO SOON.

Okay, so, once I got done throwing up in a corner, I have some concerns. Does everyone just stop caring that she’s underage because she’s famous? Are we ready to admit the Kardashian family is pretty sick? Their mother seems to take joy in the fact their claim to fame is sex tapes and duck face.

But also his rapping is terrible though

This is fantastic.

This song probably leads off every single one of Jared Fogle's Spotify playlists...

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.