ahhh the old ginge minge line of questioning.

that looks delicious af...

this is some nightmare shit.

me in real life.

YESSSS!! loved it

i am in fact a messy bitch that lives for drama

Feel free to use at your leisure.

what kind of mayosaxon dipshittery is this?

Um. What?

10/10 with an average of 2.5 seconds...i guess i really am the human shazam. or nevermind i hate my life this is the only thing i am good at lol....

Allison Janney for Wells Fargo and Kiefer Sutherland for Bank of America.

and you would smells like pennies all day...gross

The Obamas leaving is like when my parents got divorced.

“On this week’s episode of white people please cut it out...”

I’m not crying at all*

for real i’m broke as fuck....

Me: **gets sterilized**

that me.