i would watch the fuck out of that.

Just chill and have a few beers.

NOBODY IS PRETENDING BETTY!

Martha is the QUEEN of shade.

MOST BEARS THO!

i keep my unicycle in the back seat and I park a block away and ride in.

I BUILT IT WITH MY GRANDFATHER JACK!

SHIT.

WHY ARE YOU AXING ME THAT QUESTION!

AVOCADOS DO NOT GROW IN MY LINCOLN LOG CABIN SUSAN!!!

Step 1. Grind all flour by hand.
Step 2. Knead Bread like a cat for like hours.
Step 3. Bake bread in the stone oven in your cabin in the woods.
Step 4. Cool Bread and watch for bears
Step 5. Cut Bread with axe
Step 6. Get in your land rover and go to Whole Foods for avocados
Step 7. Go back home.
Step 8. Re-examine your…

TBH your vagina looks delicious.

NO THEY DON’T THE POOPHOLE LOOPHOLE

Damsel Elffort

but in an airtight canister or it can also get freezer burnt and it is nasty.

Had those. It was a fucking nightmare so much expensive ass fucking special baking flour and wheatless flours were just trashed in addition to nearly anything grain in the pantry.

10/10 WILL EAT RAW OR COOKED I JUST DONT LIKE TO WAIT

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO FDA YOU ARE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM!!!

i made a green shakshuka the other day from blue apron and was supposed to make some grilled chicken too for him and he did not even notice. It was that good.