Co-muthafuckin-sign.

- said everyone.

don’t even get me started on adderall sex it is terrible at best.

ME TOO!! I was all “awwwwww yeaaaah yeah” then i read it and i was all “....wait what the fuck? there is just new people i don’t even know the old people”

Love is letting the other person have the first line off your boner.

I have only seen it twice in the wild but each time it deserves audience applause. Like I was tempted to call the neighbors.

I mean i just want to see a furby covered in lube so LETS GO BATCH!! YOU EVER FOUGHT A CAT WITH MUSCLES LIKE A PERSON?!?!

or if you are both coked out of your mind ain’t nobody got time for “time” you lube it and you do it then you finish the 8 ball.

She don’t know...she don’t know nuffin. I use lube on everything just the other day I put it on my legs for tanning...I KNOW EVERYTHING.

so you are telling me that you would not open his dick in a box because if you are BLASPHEMY!

I would shoot myself to marry him. True fucking story.

Yeah I just did a tally Iknow 9 of them and that is probably the same 9 you know.

I legitimately know like 6 of these people are and that is pushing it.

I just want everyone to get the fuck off my lawn you are killing my hydrangeas. This is California water does not grow on trees.

Not even a popcorn gif.

I can’t even dignify this with popcorn

Good ole Kinja, fucking with everyone since it was able to.

i like your comment better this way :D

Exactly. I’d better get like 4 pairs of jeans two dresses, a shirt with something snarky on it, and those squiggly hair thingies they have my the registers.

I’m not gonna spend $400 on one thing from H&M. I’m just not.