He will not live through the day. GO GUNS!!

Right? Like I like RiRi enough but against Adele there is absolutely no contest not that there was but there is but there isn’t...yeah you know

right? clearly that is all I gleaned from the article...the history of colloquialisms. NoT mad tho.

fucking punch bait

behold one of the earliest uses of the term “slay” and I’m all about it.

dat cotton tho!! like seriously, my BF is not even paying attention to them when he is taking them off so i buy packs of them don’t even care

Is there a Hanes fashion show I’m missing because that is the undies I’m wearing now.

and you are thinking all hard about your life...like how did I get here and how can I get more coke?

the one with the rosemary? Yaaaaasss lort!

i spit out my cereal.

“I mean I’ve never seen it so it doesn’t exist”

NOPE NOPE NOPE!

Imma say this now but for the record Fuck all this...I’ve named this post “WHY DID I CONTINUE READING ANY OF THIS?”

PREACH!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/roman-pol…

I always manage to look like I just got groped on the subway. The RBF struggle is real.

Now that you say that i might too even though my dude would not appreciate it.

well I already have the unicorn mask...Digging the shoes tho.

basically all hope is lost?