like i want this but i know it would look like sausage casing on me.

Well now I want to kill everything. UHG. What. A. Fucking. Creep.

Adopt me yeah? I’m house trained. Hell I’ll even live in a different house.

ONE YEAR ONE YEAR?? ::RAGE QUIT THE DAY::

For real no quiz needed

Hollywood, you so weird. I mean I live here and this shit is weird.

everytime my family plays someone cries, someone table flips and someone storms out in anger.

i poured out some kombucha for them..

Does it end with every member of your family in tears and your mother putting your father’s shit on the lawn?

right? I can’t with this idea...like ew.

My pussy is a lazy bitch. She just wants to drink wine and whine all day.

I was thinking that I was just gonna get her into deadlifting.

Pussfit or die....GET THOSE REPS IN!

“Well I mean it would be more fun if we did not have all of these things to do huh labez?”

Are there labia workouts?

This is actually the best advice I have gotten all week.

OOOKKKKAAAAAYYYYY!

This is...what is happening here?

So he has a history of this bullshit and no one has done anything? Good. Now we can feel confident sending our kids to school.

This dog is the wind beneath my wings.