god bless you.

I mean I’ve had a few dicks inside me that do not illicit any sort of reaction. I called that college.

Not gonna lie your story still gives me the jeebz.

i had that one too. I also had the nokia brick berry.

She also does not vaccinate the child so yeah i worry for her also.

this bad boy....i miss you.

It is always worse when i am staying in strange place. Mostly it is someone sitting on my chest or children laughing...HATRED!

Sleep paralysis is fucking garbage. I hate it so much. It is a side effect of taking legal amphetamines every day. Every single thing you have ever feared in real time and in color mostly.

WHY DID I CONTINUE READING ANY OF THIS?!?!?

THIS IS THE FUCK NOPIEST OF NOPES.

I seriously would hang a print of this in my house.

Cool I’m not gonna read any of these because i want to sleep in my old house tonight.

I’m going off my meds right now and this story has sent me over...So many people I know have a hard time humanizing this exodus.

IT WILL HAPPEN I BELIEVE IN UTERUS!!

I got the mirena because No periods and i want the option of being able to take it out next year and have a baby...and my insurance covered it completely.

it usually takes a year for them to vanish completely at least that is what my doctor said and that was what happened with me. I do get mild spotting for a few days once every 6 months or so.

The hormones in the mirena are an even lower dosage than the lowest dose birth control. I’ve had one for 3 years now and will probably get another. Note if you have not had kids. Get the thing take the day off and chill because it is not the easiest thing to sit through.*

Dat young Jenny Lewis tho!!

Do you think she’ll have an otter one after this.

the author of the book also wrote the screenplay so that is a plus.