Wow! That went faster than his CNBC talk show!

What the FUCK! THAT WAS CLEARLY OUTSIDE! A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN THAT WASN’T A STRIKE! You have to be kidding me.

/tosses keyboard and leaves.

Two waters, two coffees!

And yet, that class action suit still has fewer members than the nWo.

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

LETS GET READYYYYYY TO CRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!!

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

I hope his labor goes well.

Only if they could do so and then keep it secret from all the anti-science anti-GMO tinfoil-hat crowd who would work night and day to “protect” the world from nutritional, plentiful food.

Only if you think that having giant stalks of wheat or rice as our overlords is a good thing. We’ve already got one giant stalk of wheat terrorizing Kansas but we’ve got him mostly under control....for now. If the scientists start messing with wheat and rice genetics who knows what’ll happen?

Give Girardi a break; Vince Vaughn has been doing it for more than a decade.

Reasonable points ... but then only one of these teams got investigated by the Feds.

This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.

“Run through a mutha fucka face, then you don’t have to worry about them no more.”

Pete Carroll when asked for life advice: Pass

Even Mac Dre thinks Marshawn Lynch has a thick Bay accent.

They won the Finals, man. It’s cool.

You actually don’t know what you’re talking about.

LeBron is way the best basketball player in the world, and has been for every moment of his NBA career.