“You can’t just skip a pick of the NFL draft, sir.”

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.

Agreed that doing the whole “threading” thing is obnoxious. Where this goes off the rails (instantly) is making it the whole “mostly men” thing. That’s not my experience personally, there’s no substantiation whatsoever and it’s just gender-baiting for clicks.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

He has some much more personality as the Silver Shroud than as the lame bum who got frozen for 200 years. I’d play an entire Fallout game where you’re the Silver Shroud. Sort of a Don Quixote vibe.

Seriously, Taco trucks on every corner is the “chicken in every pot” for 2016. If voting Hillary gets you that, we are looking a Reagan level landslide.

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

Wait til you spend a morning trying to get glitter out of your keyboard.

Fuck no. I don’t want fucking strippers at my office party.

YouTubers sometimes work a full 40 hour+ schedule to create content for viewers. Yes, it’s a free platform (with a paid section if you want to be exact), but that doesn’t mean that people who create content for masses isn’t a real job.

Knew it wouldn’t take long before someone dropped the “actual job” comment...

Or ears.

Or ears.

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

Is this coincidence or just merely Deadspin destiny?

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.