“You can’t just skip a pick of the NFL draft, sir.”

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

He has some much more personality as the Silver Shroud than as the lame bum who got frozen for 200 years. I’d play an entire Fallout game where you’re the Silver Shroud. Sort of a Don Quixote vibe.

Seriously, Taco trucks on every corner is the “chicken in every pot” for 2016. If voting Hillary gets you that, we are looking a Reagan level landslide.

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

At what point will this pass far enough behind us that I can say I think his hair is stupid?

Or ears.

Or ears.

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

Is this coincidence or just merely Deadspin destiny?

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

mfw reading the replies

Wow! That went faster than his CNBC talk show!

What the FUCK! THAT WAS CLEARLY OUTSIDE! A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN THAT WASN’T A STRIKE! You have to be kidding me.

/tosses keyboard and leaves.

Two waters, two coffees!

And yet, that class action suit still has fewer members than the nWo.