I can’t multi-task. And I’m easily distracted. So, fail on all fronts.

There is one fatal flaw with this plan: Traveling makes me ravenous. I don’t know if it’s the changing altitudes or being cramped in a tiny cabin full of cranky passengers, but I can’t. Stop. Stuffing my face.

That’s how it is in America but there’s actually a lot more nuance. Where I live there’s a substantial amount of what I like to call Hippydox Jews who drink organic goats milk and do yoga but are religious. They wear brightly colored clothes and scarves and they are really liberal and crunchy but somehow they…

Not at all true. I live in Israel and contrary to what you would think most of the Jews here are secular (reformed) and a whole lot of the modern orthodox people are strangely very liberal. Like they support planned parenthood and believe in feminism.