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Falafel Apostle
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Er. I think you’re making the dire mistake of assuming that other people have the same wants and needs that you do. What is the correct approach for you is not necessarily the correct approach for anybody else, even if they are fictional characters.

Love and sex are two different things but if you're also sexually attracted to the person you love and they have no interest in sex that's still a problem whether you're monogamous or not.

“His mantra, I was told, was, “Why would I wanna cast ’em if I don’t wanna fuck ’em?”

This schedule is bananas!!! Bill Clinton has never spoken for only 5 minutes in his life and he’s on the JV team of gasbags speaking. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton get 9 & 5 minutes to speak? Puh-leeze!! This thing could last a couple of days.

I am a huge fan of Neil Young, and his songs really move me. But I can’t seem to reconcile my feelings with the fact that he left his wife of 36 years for Darryl (or for anyone). I know I don’t know the full story - I’m sure none of us do and it’s not our business - but I can’t believe that a man can write a song like

Neil left his wife of like a billion years for Darryl, so I find their story a little less charming. Though he is still one of the best sad-person musicians ever.

Our obsession with cheap clothes is killing clothes. That’s why everything is see through and stretchy and you can’t find a decent pair of pants. I wish we would just buy fewer items of higher quality instead of having closets stuffed full of Forever 21.

I worked for J Crew (corporate) in the early 90s. Their clothes USED to be very high quality. I still own sweaters and jackets from my time with them, and they look like new. High quality fabrics well sewn. That’s what people paid their high prices for back in the day.

yours is so cute! 

Hey love. You can have the baby and also weather this mess with your marriage. Your husband is a mess but don’t let that make your decision for you. This is YOUR choice, you do whatever the fuck you want, and don’t let his bullshit get to you.

Holy carp the Elfo thing. I hate the narrative that seems to always show up in these shows. Shlubby, unattractive, unintelligent but nice(ish) guys! Keep pursuing the girl who has told you many times she’s not interested! Keep wearing her down! Be an ass when she shows interest in other men! Be the Nice Guy(tm) until

Fair question, so we reached out to Paul Kindstedt for an answer. Here’s what he said:

I generally....don’t. I mean, my work colleague is my age (mid-30s) with a husband in his 50's; they met in her mid-to-late twenties I believe. But this one skeeves me out. Because he met her when she was barely legal or maybe even before. Because she still looks like a child, specifically HIS child. Also when you’re

I’d have far less to say if one party involved wasn’t barely 18 when the relationship began. But yes, they seem happy.

I... (and I NEVER say this)... would kill that little skrelli with kindness. Publically.

1. She’s 15. She probably has a pretty rapid metabolic rate, you douche canoe.

2. How creepy and gross is it that this adult male author thinks it’s fine to comment on her body? Ugh.

I mean, I knew my dad was an engineer and I was really confused as to why we never went to see his train until I was 6 or so.

Why a whole post dedicated to trashing a 15yo girl? Oh right it’s Rich. I’m so glad I never has famous parents so anything stupid I said as a teen wasn’t amplified and picked apart by a grown ass man.

I can understand if she was six when she thought he was a pancake maker. I made up professions when people asked what my parents did when I was in first grade, head of corporate audit selection means nothing to someone who is six or seven