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Easy solution: Eliminate any identifying information from the application. They will instead have barcodes on them. Hiring managers will only be able to see information that is actually relevant to the job. Once they pick the most qualified applications, they scan the barcode into third-party software that sets up an

It’s not just shitting outside. It’s showers and baths and sinks and every form of running water. I mean, maybe I’m assuming that indoor plumbing includes potable water, but goddamn, I’ll take periods over cholera.

This is Nacho - he’s ready for the office or a night out. We adopted him about a month ago. He’s blind in his left eye and has the stinkiest farts. But he makes up for it in cuteness.

This is V’lane and Mackayla. Both being very patient with their toddler sister.

This is my kitty, reacting to hearing bag pipes on TV :

Just now, staring at something only she can see which obviously means ghosts

Hi. Here’s my kitty. Everybody share kitties.

You say that but Jesus Fucking Christ the number of times people at my old office came to me to ask me to look something up on Google because they couldn’t find it search after search, and I would find the information in 0.29 seconds... An astonishing number of people are really bad at asking the right questions.

I agree that it takes no talent to “use Google.” Respectfully, though, I think it is a talent when I can make Google spit out the name of the book my teacher read to us in third grade or find Cole Haan boots that were discontinued six years ago for my husband. That’s Google-fu.

It’s been a less than stellar couple of months but finally something fabulous coming up... my puppy’s 4th Birthday is this week! I took for her an extra special spa bath experience today. I know she doesn’t know any different, but it makes me happy to make a big deal about it. She’s consistently been the brightest

Sure, I bet you aren’t a bigot at all! I bet that’s why you felt a need to bring this shit up, unprompted, basically to tell trans folks to know their place.

to think trans women have an “outsized” voice within feminism is so gorram laughable I don’t even know how to respond, so here is a gif

I’m feeling a lot of things about this. There are so few American Indian writers that have his level of fame and influence. Instead of helping out others American Indian writers out, he started preying on them. It’s disappointing and disheartening to see he acted this way.

You’d have to be a real sick f*ck to think it’s even remotely appropriate to display a lynching in an elementary school.

Or at least put the names/descriptions in the order that the photos are in.

It looks like the smock your hairdresser puts you in before a color treatment.

Just stay away from “they’re jealous of you” and that line of thing. It’s not true (or very rarely true) and doesn’t help matters.

This is totally off subject and not Dirt Bag related at all but whatever.

A PAC that was formed to help candidates without much money get their name out there to jump start their campaign now only wants to support candidates that already have money. It’s not a complicated criticism. 

I remember watching a show where a woman against LGBTQ couples adopting met two people who aged out the foster system. She asked them what they thought about being adopted by a LGBTQ couple. Both of them basically said they would have had no problem with it. They wanted to be adopted. It blow her mind to hear them say