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Falafel Apostle
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Now I’m judging you, because calling someone “awful” for having a frank conversation about how we—women—perceive and change our looks is pretty awful in and of itself.

Wow to the “Lover’s Stitches”. Fuck that. Being super tight may feel fun for him, but it makes it much more painful for you. Crazy me, I usually find sex more pleasurable when I’m aroused and loose enough to accommodate him, rather than trying to shove a watermelon through a pinhole (as Snooki once eloquently

The article about Paltrow’s house states that her obnoxious developments have ‘left a trail of tears’ all over the world, which is the ABSOLUTE WRONG THING to describe a rich white woman’s mansions pissing off other rich (and probably white) people with mansion. Fuck, no.

There are huge homeless populations downtown of all major cities in America.

What the fuck are we doing as a country, that you have to live out of your car in order to save money?

I first heard of this truly good man’s death from other combat vets in a group we all attend, and I fucking cried. This man died as a result of doing something that was truly right. I cried for him because as far as I am concerned, we lost a soldier in combat when he left us. He was the BEST we can offer this

So if David and Kris got married Brody Jenner would be her step-son twice over? This feels like a Russian drama...

I was hoping there would be something about David Foster and Kris Jenner in this dirtbag so I could post this flow chart. It’s really a thing of beauty.

This is cool.

I too can play the game of “dog in four boxes.”

Meet “Vanny.”

Why wouldn’t a COFFEE shop not have a goddamn public bathroom? Coffee makes you pee/poop. Do you want people to poop on the floor of your coffee shop?

Nooooo! I love Downward Dog!

While I’m glad additional corroboration is coming to light that supports Amber Heard’s statements, I am appalled that this is what is required to believe a woman’s word on intimate partner violence.

Keep the house. Investment. You’ll burn through rent money super quickly and then be left with nada. Find roommate and up the $$!! Or rent the entire house for $$$$ and rent a small place for $$.

I’ve not been on sns for aaages! Cunt cake made me snort! I went on a stained glass panel course last week, here are my creations. It was so fun - I’m thinking of signing up for another to hone my skills.

Craft Thread!

She white

It’s Kyle

I still want the producers of Blackish to explain why the fuck Chris Brown was on their show. Especially when the show treats so many complicated topics with sensitivity (except for the black people believe in God/white people don’t episode), and on social media the stars are always espousing female and black female