Yeah, but he’s a billionaire so the dough is made from artisanal wheat grown in fields of gold-flecked soil tended by 7 farmers, one from each continent*, selected for their sure, steady hands and love of the land.

To be fair, Depp set the bar so low it’s at the ankle-height of decency.

Normally I’d have something pithy to say about Amber/Elon, but after everything she endured with Johnny Depp, I just hope this relationship is good for her.

Just another entry in the long-established history of male artists stealing the work of female artists, who are also inherently less visible due to the structure of the art world as a whole.

Even comparing weed to weed across race, black people are still far more likely to be arrested for it.

I just got back from Detroit’s march, which was baby’s first protest! It was a big crowd. My beloved Rep. Brenda Lawrence gave a rousing speech, as did an activist from Flint who tied the day’s protests to the ongoing struggle for clean water in Flint.

Props to everyone participating in this march BUT the fact that we have to have this is an embarrassment.

As a black chemical engineer what I’ve seen heavily from colleagues is a desire to remain “objective” which is really just their way of trying to avoid uncomfortable issues. I’ve spent most of my time in industry and from what I experienced during education and what I’ve heard things are way worse at…

That’s awesome! First person to win a Grand Slam while pregnant! GOAT. Take that, Roger.

I really love the level of concern-trolling required to believe a woman’s uterus would just drop straight out of her body if she ran too much.

Right before I got Marty McFly a few weeks ago, I spent the week sobbing to “Landslide,” thinking about my girl Lucy (my profile pic). Lucy was 16, and we lost her election week last year. (I joke now that she saw the results and said “peace out, suckas!” - but that was a hellish week on every level.)

I have successfully posted pics for once!

I don’t know where to put this, so here is my freak-out: I adopted a puppy from an out-of-state rescue who will be here on Friday and I’m freaking out! After losing my Roxy in January, I planned to get a puppy later this year, but apparently looking at puppies on the internet is too tempting so here I am, getting a…

So imagine my surprise when I read a detail about their split that actually caught my attention. TMZ writes that Affleck is “now dating someone, though ‘not seriously.’”

If that will save $17k, think how much it will save to move Melania down to the White House and cutting out weekend trips to Florida!

He’s probably lost $17,000 worth of golf balls since his inauguration.

I think they kept Colin Jost because he is a better straight man to when they have side characters come up against him. Because of the way he looks and acts, you can mess with him more for a bigger laugh.

My understanding was that Taran Killam was commuting from LA (where his family with Cobie Smulders) to NY each week and he was done.

They need to give Sasheer Zamata a chance to shine! And get rid of Michael Che.