“Caitlyn also claims she believes Robert represented Simpson because he was jealous that Kris married Bruce. “I wonder if it was his way of saying to her what I think she was saying to him when she married me: a big f—k you,” 

April Ryan has always had my respect, but in the last 3 months she has become one of my fucking HEROES. This woman is holding the line for truth and decency against hordes of terrible, dumb, evil old white dudes. She and Maxine Waters are keeping my soul alive.

I now love April Ryan as much as I dislike Spiced Nuts.

1. April Ryan needs a raise. I don’t know what they are paying her, but it isn’t enough to put up with this BS.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

If they really did run an algorithm to come up with 4 randomly selected people and this guy, an actual fucking doctor, said I have patients to see then United could have run it again and gotten someone with relatively less obligations back home to get off the flight. I’ve never flown United but it’s stories like this…

I’m on several job posting lists. No joke, this morning I got a job opening ad for a public relations specialist for United. I can only hope it’s because United’s entire department threw their hands up and quit yesterday.

Does United not have a single PR person? Someone, anyone who could put some platitudes on cue cards and shove this guy in front of the camera? One of the cops is already being investigated, how hard would it be for United to do the whole “we are deeply disturbed by the incident and will look into it” song and dance?…

I really can’t respond until I hear what Steve Harvey thinks.

Chris Evans wouldn’t be allowed to return to Massachusetts if he spoke out against Brady. His uncle would probably be voted out of office if Chris went on the record against Tom Brady.

Shoot her once in the leg and him 4 times? That is quite an escalation. Wonder if this is really a robbery or just someone wants it to look that way.

The night of the election I took an Uber home from the bar and the driver IMMEDIATELY asked me if I was married and had children. Then asked me why not and then explained why Hillary was losing so far. I considered rolling out of the car.

One of my recent Uber drivers spent the whole ride judging every non white person in his line of sight, which culminated in this glorious declaration: “I don’t care what education you have, what degrees, what job... BLOOD IS BLOOD” !!!!! I was alone and felt very uncomfortable challenging him because he seemed really…

You missed the part of the story where some rando guy was sitting in the way back of the car that they didn’t see when they got in? So, driver was already giving a creep vibe and when she said something to her husband, a voice from behind them was like, “Nahhhhh.” That would scare any rational person.

I find that any community engagement unit is improved by using balaclavas. Our local library’s community book bus, for example, saw great results when they gave their staff face masks and tactical gear. In a pinch I’ve found the kids respond to librarians wearing Oakleys and black bandanas tied around their faces,…

Counterpoint - New Girl gave us this:

My cat’s name is Furiosa, after the Mad Max: Fury Road character. Except the character’s name is pronounced FURY-osa and I pronounce my cat’s name FURRY-osa.

I would 100% be on board for an epilogue season. I would love to see Winston and Aly’s wedding, and Winston meeting his father and Furguson’s reluctance to have that relationship. Schmidt as a neurotic father. Nick and Jess getting some proper resolution, and Nick navigating becoming a successful children’s author so…

That was the finale?! I’m not ready to say goodbye to Winston 😭

IT’S FURGUSON! Not Ferguson.