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I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.

That jiggling psycho is only apologizing because now infowars is being investigated in the russia thing. He’s not genuinely sorry. Btw Alex, when are you gonna get around to apologizing for making sandy hook survivors and family members lives a living hell?

I would gladly contribute to Alefantis’ legal fund (though where are the left’s billionaire sugar daddies?) if he can take down Alex Jones as Peter Thiel did Gawker. Both sides can play at that game.

The Root has really highlighted how hard it is for black children to actually survive childhood and adolescence...

I love how republicans tell the rest of us to grow up, but then they take time out of their super important jobs to weight in on a college election that doesn’t really matter.

McIntosh looks...exactly like I’d expect from the son of a politician who supported Trump. Unnatural stance, creepy pose, and waaaaay older than his age.

Caughman, who was 66, lived in a transitional home and, “according to his Twitter page, he was an autograph collector and a music and movie lover who tweeted about John Lennon, Chuck Berry and the best St. Patrick’s Day writing. He said he’d like to visit California someday,” the AP reports.

Timothy Caughman was murdered because he was Black and yet the media still paints him as the problem. Here’s how the Daily News reported this:

This is heartbreaking and it’s unfortunate that with all the news of the day, this isn’t getting more attention. I saw this on twitter and it’s just so awful

Tomorrow is the vote on the AHCA, so I did something I do often, and called my Congressman’s district office, that’s Darrell Issa’s office in Vista CA, to ask about his vote, as he has publicly made noises about how he’s not thrilled with such a huge defunding of PP and so many people losing coverage. It’s a lucky day

Don’t for a second believe that they actually don’t have the votes to pass this. They’re giving away political bribes like they’re beads at Mardi Gras - call every single one of your congresscritters today and lodge your opinion.

Caughman was 66 and minding his own business. He was born in 1951 and made it through the end times of jim crow (did it really end?), civil rights, the awful 1970's, the drugged up 1980's, bad clothes in the 1990's and so on. All those presidents and mayors.. counsel folk and stop and frisk cops out to harass black

Thank you.

Yeah, people love to see “corporate America” die but rarely consider that the bigwigs who ran the business into the ground will be fine. As always, it’s the rank and file employees who will suffer.

I’m having a hard time digesting all the glee at the idea of Sears and Kmart closing. I keep thinking of the people that work there and clearly need their jobs. And when I want to buy major appliances and mattresses I go to Sears. Sure, I can go to other places, but what about all those people who will be

Sears used to have a solid reputation for cheap but durable products: Kids clothes that might not be the most fashionable, but wore like iron (I grew up in Sears Winne-The Pooh clothes.) Tools that lasted a lifetime. Appliances that might not have the latest bells and whistles but provided good value for the money.

This is so crazy and it really feels like none of it matters. I think this has really shown how vulnerable our government is and how little oversight or consequence there really are when shit hits the fan. I guess the biggest problem are the fucking GOP party over country assholes.

Someone feel free to correct me if I’m mistaken, but I thought one of this long story’s wrinkles was that Dr. Luke refuses to produce a third album for Ke$ha, essentially blocking her from moving on with her career elsewhere by his inaction.

Somehow, the judge also suggested that Kesha should have been aware that working with Dr. Luke would result in the kind of abuse she’s alleging. “Finally, wiht respect to the Prescription Agreement, signed in November 2008, Gottwald’s allegedly abusive behavior was forseeable,” the judge wrote.

Can you imagine if Obama visited a building with a 666 address? Even if it was to use the bathroom? That’d be enough for Alex jones and evangelicals to storm the White House in a flood of flabby white insanity.