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I’m seriously struggling to form a civil response to this, but I’ll keep trying in the hopes this can be a teachable moment.

I’ve been thinking recently how funny it is that after seven years of promising to have a super-awesome health care bill with no downsides, when they actually have to turn in their homework it’s such an atrocious proposal that hospitals, doctors, insurance companies, the AARP, ultra-conservative Republicans, moderate…

Same. My long standing relationship with Modcloth is officially over.

Such a huge bummer. As a plus-size clothes wearer, Modcloth has been of my go to’s because they have such cute products. I won’t continue to shop there if they’re owned by Walmart, though. I refuse to support a company that treats its employees so badly.

When I was maybe eight or nine, there was a parasite from dogs in the north of England that, if you ingested it, could turn you blind [...] That horrified me. The point is, everyone thinks it’s great to be an actor and get to kiss a bunch of beautiful actresses in films, but I actually hate it.

Truly. I work with families and newborns and there is nothing more devastating and hard to reconcile as the loss of life before it really starts. Those parents never, ever get over it.

Ok, that Prince story has somewhat tempered my Snow Day ecstasy.

Fuck this so hard! UGHGGGGGGHHHHH. I don’t even know what to focus on - the Italians? The crass colonialism and general genocidal assholishness that had THIS dude/dudette tell a First Nations person that they were not allowed in without a DNA test? The JAIL?!

When I was a grad student living on $8K a year, and I found a coupon for $2 off toilet paper on the ground in front of the toilet paper. It made my day, and left me enough money to buy a block of cheese that was not in the budget.

It is my true hope that a coupon for canned soup or whatever will bring other people the…

Dax Shepard accidentally taught his baby to say “fuck” but he’s proud because she’s “nailed the syntax.”

Aaand this is why all the NeckTubeBeards don’t fucking get that shit like what Pewdiepie jokes about matters, because he is literally inundating the minds of preteen children with bigotry and normalizing talking about raping women as a sort of good chuckle. He is showing them that talking about “burning all the Jews”…

I recently visited my girlfriend’s aunt, uncle and her nephews - the kids are the only ones who play video games in their whole family so I have a pretty good rapport with them. We’re sitting there chatting about stupid little kid stuff (they’re 9 and 11) and they start talking about bashing Jews and laughing about…

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Right they are the best assholes, literally. This is mine. He was nasty and covered in filth from the dog park.

Ollie is like that friend you enjoy being with so much, but you are also afraid to go out in public with because you know they’ll embarrass you with their extroversion.

Do you really want to play the Internet Pedant Game with someone who has an Evil Spock tattoo?

Those tattoos sound hella stupid.