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Jeez. This Marsh guy isn’t making himself look any better. Or professional at all, frankly. She wants to look self-important? People are lazy and cost me money for pointing out offensive material? Oh boo hoo.

What galls me is that the Dixie Chicks were burned at the stake for saying that they are ashamed that GWB is from Texas, but Ted Nugent and others are calling for Obama and Hillary to be literally killed and that’s totally fine with the Dixie Chicks haters.

bruh Faith Hill and Miranda Lambert both looked like they were fucking. there. for. it. which solidifies the inkling i’ve always had that i’d like them if i met them in real life. (i am not a country fan so idgaf about their music, they just seem so tough).

also i’ve always loved Natalie Maines’ voice but i never

My daughter said she wanted to be a princess. I said why not a queen?

That was an excellent selection. Although I wish it was one entry longer because the one about the guy on the Craigslist date with the guy who worked real estate and was making noises in the basement was terrifying. I thought about that story for DAYS after I read it. Scary as hell.

When I was young our house was broken into and I noticed the intruder hiding under my moms bed by looking in a floor length mirror she had. Guess who’s not a fan of using a bed frame?

As someone who’s been incarcerated I can’t read articles about it. I’m sure it’s some type of PTSD. I wish though more people would seek out our advice because our prison system is FUCKED. And end the war on drugs, fucking now. Because you know what the war on drugs is? A war on poverty. People make fun of meth or

Seriously. WHY CAN’T WE JUST HAVE THIS ONE THING? 2016 HAS BLOWN SO HARD CAN’T WE JUST HAVE THIS CHEESY REBOOT WITHOUT CRITICISM MY GOD?

Disagree. I think that Gilmore Girls has a very good reason for coming back, because of the awful last season and the fact that they did not know, when filming it, that the last episode was actually going to be the last. Lorelai is annoying, sure, but she’s supposed to be - the character is flawed and actually not the

I feel like Adichie’s stance is less “women must wear make up to be beautiful” and more “if you as an individual enjoy wearing make up, that is fine and in no way incongruous with feminism.” And I feel like the argument that women should not wear make up is anti-feminist, because it’s dismissing individual’s autonomy

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Some native tribes have stories of little people in North America, including my own, but we don’t talk about them that much, because it can be bad luck. Ours were known to help lost children back to their homes, but adults if they saw them, were never to speak of them. You could hear their drums in the forest

You’re asking them to care about something more than once every four years? To build a party from the ground up by getting third party people elected at local and state levels before trying to go federal. That’s an awful lot of commitment you’re asking for from people who probably played Pokemon Go for like 2 weeks

Agreed. Dan Savage actually has a pretty good take on third party candidates. They need to actually do stuff, and they need to start small. If you want the presidency one day, start with your local dog-catcher and utilities and school boards and work your way up, but you CAN NOT just start with running for

When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

Let’s be clear about something...

good lord. i don’t know why i’m surprised that there are guys out there who are into the idea of fucking a woman’s body that doesn’t have a brain or face or mouth.

Aw, don’t be. I live in an old Victorian that had been split into two apartments, and my husband and I are restoring it to one home again. One day, I was in a bedroom stripping paint from the lovely woodwork and felt like someone was watching me.