“My blood hurts” made me laugh harder than it probably should.

(again)

“A League Of Their Own” gif-off!!

I want Beck and Kanye to do an album together.

Oh my god this is hilarious. I am literally one of the “liberal professors” they’re talking about, as in I literally teach diversity classes to undergrads, and you’re not allowed to say ANY of that stuff to students. You can’t say shit about their parents, their religion, or their personal opinions unless you enjoy…

This was my favorite part: “If a woman is hungry or is worried about a bomb falling from the sky due to poor foreign policy, birth control is really the last thing on her mind.” I know a number of women in the mountains of Nicaragua who can tell them a thing or two about poverty, war, and how much they very much want…

Grew up in a deeply conservative, religious house, with many home school-type friends (for example: my “sport” throughout middle and high school was competitive Bible verse memorization), and I was regularly warned against liberal indoctrination at college in exactly these terms. You know what happened? I went to…

college students can take charge of their education and remain steadfast in their beliefs

I stayed in a hotel room w two other girls who ended up staying elsewhere to bang some dudes in bow ties and I slept alone in the room by myself and smoke a J while I watched Law and Order reruns at 4am.

I was a bridesmaid in a close friend’s wedding. Got to the rehearsal, noticed that her three-years-younger brother had gotten SUPER cute since I last saw him, brought him back to my place after the reception and showed him a REAL good time. He ended up spending the night with me and trying to sneak back into the hotel…

His levels of creating shit movies when he is capable of giving the audience better is insulting. It's like he wants to see how shitty he can make a movie and still fleece ticket buyers. Vile.

“Your English is great. You almost sound totally American. It's nice to hear someone actually try.”

My parents at their bridal shower (40+ years ago). My Dad is around 23 here. He’s still kind of a tank and the “my dad could beat up your dad” truth still remains. But my motorcycling, long-haired hippy of a father is the badass feminist. Homeschooled myself and my brother while Mom worked full-time (not religious…

My Dad (and Mom) circa 1975, taken in their home in Queens, NY. They died in an accident when I was 3 just one year later. He was 26.

My dad and both my grandpas are dead, and at least 2/3 of them would have wanted to stay off the grid and not get identified in pictures. (And I follow in their footsteps.) So I hope it’s okay if instead I tell a quick story about each of them. Which will probably also identify me, but only to people who know my…

My dad at a football game in the early 90’s. It was only 10 degrees outside.

This kind of thing seems to happen a lot on the internet.

You guyssss, I finally got a doggie! Went to the shelter on Monday, she was ready on Thursday. We’re getting along great, she likes the kids and she’s the sweetest thing. Meet Amy:

Can you even IMAGINE how jealous Titus is?