Let me love you, Netflix. We’ve always been cool. Please don’t make me cancel the service out of a political conscience. You’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had, I don’t want to have to break up with you because you’re a racist. :-(

So in on the joke a bunch of them walked right the fuck out of the joke.

I don’t know what’s sadder

The same thing happens when white people read a history book. A bunch of white dudes rioted over unfair taxation and lack of political representation, and we regard them as heroes. They’re “revolutionaries” and “founding fathers.” But when black people riot because they’re literally being shot dead in the streets,…

What the father had to say about that:

5 year olds and 18 year old girls should be able to show their shoulders. It’s friggin hot in Texas and the 5 and 18 year old boys will just have to deal with it.

I get that the dress code doesn’t differentiate between different ages (and I think women of any age should be able to wear whatever the fuck they want anyway), but what kind of fucked up sick person would tell a 5-year old they were showing too much skin? Just because it’s in the dress code doesn’t mean you need to…

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

Oooh have you tried spiral pins? I’ve never been able to put my hair in a bun, but I got a pair of these in a gift set at christmas and my life hasn’t been the same since.

Always test mirrors if you're in a room with one. Put your fingernail against the glass. There should be a gap between your finger and its reflection. If there's no gap, you got a two-way mirror.

None. I got my period the morning of the wedding and I have menorrhagia (thankfully just in amount and not length, my period just wants to happen all at once). I was also recovering from a health issue that made it difficult to fly, so our honeymoon was just us driving back to our home state with my mother.

So on our…

I may be biased, because I have a Chihuahua and Maine Coon who love each other!

Agree with Tom + Lorenzo but LOL at “costumers.” I had to fight with my phone to even get it to allow that spelling.

I guess that’s why so many Corgis play with doorstops.

I may have told this on here before, so please bear with me if you have, for some reason, heard it already:

Thought of another!

About 10 years ago (when smoking in bars was still a thing) I was being aggressively hit on by some dude at a bar in front of his friends, then he asked me for a cigarette. I leaned back in my barstool, reached into my purse for a cigarette, lit it, blew smoke in his face without breaking eye contact while his friends…

I respect that this article deals with a very specific western interpretation of eyeliner, but honestly, if we are seeing how retro you could do, you'd have to go 3100 BC for Egyptian use. Similar for India, I'd guess because the use of kaajal is in all the epics, not just for a lotus eyed look that was essential for…