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Obligatory Dog gifs.

Aston Disick? Looks like Ass Dick to me, and I can guarantee that it would look like that to every idiotic kid in the class, too.

Iggy Azalea sucks, but.... Yeah, this is a seriously messed up way of 'punishing' her. It only works if we assume that the sex tape is showing her doing something 'wrong' or 'shameful'. She's just having private consensual sex. It has nothing to do with her racism.

That they're comparing Iggy's (supposed) sex tape to Bill Cosby drugging and raping multiple women over decades is appalling.

STELLA HAS RESPONDED

I relate to this video so hard. My pit is also a big, neurotic baby.

The guy I lost my virginity to is now a plastic surgeon at an Ivy League med school.

I lost my virginity at 16 to a dude who had a glow in the dark dick piercing. It was like a beacon, guiding me home.

I lost my virginity to a German man during my year abroad. There was a rainstorm, I stumbled through in German to explain my thoughts, it was actually quite lovely. No regrets whatsoever.

The guy I lost my virginity to went on to develop a heroin problem for a brief period in the late nineties. He also voted for Nader. I haven't seen or spoken to the guy since late 2003. I imagine that these days he uses natural deodorant and works for a food co-op in Florida or Arizona.

*raises hand*

I lost my virginity to a guy with Insane Clown Posse tattoos (plural, as in more than one) during a snow storm with 90s techno setting the mood. I regret nothing.

Head slung low.... hand raised up. He had the boy scout motto tattooed in BIG letters across his back. I know, I know.

yeahhhh the guy i lost my v card to has a giant portrait of charles manson tattooed on his arm so

How did the hipster burn his moustache?

i'm v. confused. why are they carrying corgis instead of flowers?? also, instead of throwing the bouquet away to the bridesmaids, will she hurl a Corgi?? i need answers plsss

"Why corgis, specifically?"

So... I heard you guys like corgi gifs...