As a recovering beer sales rep I can tell you that bottle shop prices for trophy beers has just as much to do with the greediness of the retailer as it does with the earnest efforts of the brewery to make an honest profit. Case in point: We found out a retailer selling the Goose Island Proprietor’s Bourbon County…

Was the second half of your message warranted? No, it wasn’t. Ass.

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…

Then you've never really needed a coffee.

Pretty sure this is what everyone (I’’m including myself here) smugly believes before they actually have children, AND THEN are trapped in a small space with a hundred grumpy, disapproving strangers for hours.

Can we talk about how upsetting it was for me that no one let that poor rabbit have a fucking bowl of cereal? JUST GIVE HIM THE CEREAL ALREADY, YOU MONSTERS

Ways to entertain a child ranked:

First time I get to use this in response.

Bunch of hussies! Trying to tempt those sweet innocent boys.

I’d like them to name one teen boy who was offended by these “slutty” dresses.

Oh man you must be so fun at parties.

more like roger badell.

Finally joined The Eagles...

On a coke bender.

God Speed.

We finally know who was under the BK mask!

Still in California.