B-b-b-b-but STEALS!

Most wins in the 80s. Ha!
He sure was luck to have his best 10 years just happen to match up with that arbitrary span!

Also, 3rd most losses, too. Sounds like an innings eater, more than a winner.

“but your stats argument has been overlooked by voters”

So has Jack Morris. By these same voters. Are the voters smart about the Hall, or dumb? I’m confused.

Ugh. Go eat some Dunkin Donuts, you fucking homer.

How are we defining DH?
This may answer my main question about how Ortiz is definitively “better” than all (or almost all of): Frank Thomas, Paul Molitor, Jim Thome, Edgar Martinez, Rafael Palmeiro, Jason Giambi, Jim Rice...