Wow, the end of an era. At least now he has plenty of time to play some Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Racer.

Foam, you see, contains chemicals that are not great for your skin, not to mention the planet.

Foam, you see, contains chemicals that are not great for your skin, not to mention the planet.

Saying it is sustainable is very misleading, as there is a major shortage of cork in the world. So unless this is made out of recycled wine corks, one should boycott this product.

Saying it is sustainable is very misleading, as there is a major shortage of cork in the world. So unless this is…

I’lL Be JudGiNg YoUuuuUUuu.

Apple’s highly anticipated, celebrity-studded services event didn’t disappoint in two specific regards. One, there were a lot of celebrities present. Two, there were also a lot of new services announced. It’s hard to say which was more exciting.

None of these sound like they were worth the trip to the event. Should’ve just sent out a press release.

My reactions to the announcements:

Ocarina of Keeping Time 

“If there’s anything that truly scares me, it’s the possibility of losing control of any automobile, which is why every car that I purchase gets a new set of ball joints and tie rod ends...”

I have the same fear. You know how *I* get around it?

NOT BUYING A 30-YEAR OLD BARELY MOLECULARLY COHERENT RUST BUSKET…

I had to tell an Uber driver once, “If you honestly believe Jews controll the weather, you’ve clearly never experienced the weather in Israel.”

I can’t judge him, to be entirely honest. While I don’t think I’d actually, y’know, ask about the moon landing hoax after being treated like royalty in the Johnson Space Center, I would definitely, 100 percent be thinking about it.

5 over? Criminals like you make.me.sick!

Hope you never gave your girlfriend a mix tape.

I love seeing footage of Super Mario Land for the Game Boy. Such a weird and wonderful game. Like Ceave, it was also my first Mario as a kid, and I’m always glad to know I didn’t just dream it up. When I eventually moved on to the Mario All Stars collection on SNES I was shocked to learn Koopa Shells didn’t explode…

“Oh, look. A snow-covered parking lot. Please don’t - yep, we’re drifting now. Woooooo hooooo, look at you go. You must be so pleased with yourself. You’re so good at this.”

Though it’s not exactly recycling, reuse is just as important when it comes to being green.

I am absolutely saying hes an idiot.

There are fewer better poster children for shitty automation than self-checkout. I have literally never, as in not one single time, successfully completed a checkout at a self-service station in a grocery store without having to call a human employee over. And it’s not because I’m an idiot. Or not entirely, anyway.…

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

You really can't compare both these guys, its like comparing Apples to Oranges