You’re so cool.

My gods. This site (and Jalopnik, and Gizmodo) sucks more and more with each passing day. Yikes.

Aha! You’re right.

One other thing: The binnacle seems to show it’s traveled 72 km, and that it has 90% of its battery left, good for another 397 km. 

Three things:

We have a 19 year old Yukon Denali that we love but is getting long in the tooth. The only reason we haven’t replaced her is because of the current new car market. I never say anything negative about her where she might hear me, and if I accidentally do, I gently pet her dashboard and reassuringly say that we’re not…

“Acuras are really nice!”

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...and you threw it in the trash...

“I can make that happen”

Wanna see a stylized, “fun” HUD in a modern game? Check out The Origami King. The only thing I don’t like about it is the confetti meter is ridiculously (and unnecessarily) vague.

Took the words out of my mouth. Heaven forfend we (or anyone else) see a cock, let alone acknowledge it exists.

But he was arrested. And charged with murder.

How the hell do you know they didn’t? Do you know the occupation of every protester? Where do you get your information that all cops consider Chauvin a hero? Or are you just generalizing?

There is plenty of scummy behavior on police forces, that’s for sure. I still don’t know where folks get off making blanket, absolutist statements like ACAB. But then again, we live in the era of DJT, and painting entire swaths of the population in one stroke, thereby demeaning individuals who haven’t a corrupt bone…

You’re right. That job shouldn’t be handled by a cop. But that’s not the question. The question is: Is that cop a shit human being?

What’s the best cereal in the world and why is it Golden Grahams?

Seriously: To hell with this video garbage. What’s happening to Kotaku?

Zack, I never read these. I too am fascinated by Pokémon. But I’ve actually never played one of the games. (Except for a month or two of Go around launch.) But I would see the article images, laugh at your headlines, and then move on. I finally read this one and I must now go back and read them all. Good show!