“WHY DID THEY HAVE TO REDO ALADDIN IN LIVE ACTION COMPARED OF ALL THE OTHER ONES THEY COULD HAVE DONE?!!!”

I probably beat Tyson on my NES/CRT 40+ times. I developed the necessary twitch memory.

When I play Risk, I will camp out in Australia for hours, only emerging to reinforce my buffer zone and keep Asia from being locked up. When I finally strike out on the rest of the map, it’s when I have built up an insurmountable attack force and a nearly-unconquerable defense force to leave behind. It drives some…

Or a simple press release, in a nutshell.

I’m completely in their ecosystem: iPhone, iPad, Watch, and MacBook. But aside from holding out hope that my Samsung Smart TV from 2017 is going to eventually get an AirPlay app, this presentation did pretty much nothing for me.

Holy run-on sentences, Batman!

This is a toy. Primarily for children. They’re not looking to go toe to toe with bona fide VR experiences.

Exactly. So much digital ink spilled last month about how crappy these devices are. Meanwhile, we’ve spent the past several years reading laments about how the industry no longer innovates beyond bezel-less screens.

I’ve got a half dozen other options if I want a “traditional” Tetris experience. Tetris 99 is unique, and very fun. It’s also free to Nintendo Online subscribers. I’m addicted. The only complaint I have is that the yellow lines of my opponents directing their grief at me obscure far too much of my actual game board,…

As someone who has the original Yokai Watch theme on multiple Spotify playlists, got several of his nieces and nephews hooked on it, and has spent a considerable amount of yen playing it on various Mai Mai Orange machines when visiting arcades in Nihon... I can attest to loving this franchise while having never seen…

ffs it’s “sew”

Twilight Princess e’ry day.

Butterface