Come on! The joke reference was right there!

Disney changed the conditions of the deal on them. Because EA had been underperforming on the Star Wars front for some time.

I’m sure Tekken fans are happy, but I still stand by the statement that adding an actual fighting game character is the least exciting addition to Smash.

Part of the fun of Smash is seeing how a character’s moves and abilities get translated into the brawler space, and with these it’s kind of just drag and drop...

I see you’ve discovered that you can make anything sound boring and stupid if you strip it down to just it’s most basic parts, and describe it in the least interesting way possible.

puts on call of duty. shoots. gets shot. gets bored and turn off the game.

Jaysusfuckingchrist, Bill is 65. 65 is not old. If you’re 22, maybe. If you’re 76, like me, 65 is not old. Sit down, punk.

This. Whatever he’s like personally, his foundation - which, Jesus, Jezebel, do some research before you casually dismiss the Gates Foundation - has done an incredible amount to transform living conditions in the developing world.

the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, which does something I’m sure. I just couldn’t tell any of you what exactly.

It may be because I’m super-old, but one of the first things I remember about the Gates Foundation after it formed was all the mosquito netting it provided to countries in Africa and its dedication to family planning. This isn’t just another Bezos, folks, even if you do not like the man.

U triggered? U want your own safe space?

The only bus ride that really stands out for me was when our school bus was hit by lightning. The noise was astounding, everything went bright white and I remember the bolt arched to a nearby wooden electric pole and it exploded in a shower of flaming sparks and pieces of wood. A lot of kids were terrified and…

Is looking into the camera and gaping their mouth just the way they make all Youtube thumbnails now?

Besides the steering wheel that makes your elbows stab your belly when turning it more than 90 degrees, there is also no indicator stalk. I assume the indicators will be activated by some buttons behind the wheel, similar to the Ferrari Roma’s high beams.

Good for them. I’d hate to live next to a junkyard too.

I never touch food with my hands while gaming... ... ...but just for you I will eat a bowl of soup and let it drip down my beard onto my keyboard while reading this.

“Assuming I didn’t already hate gamers, this is all it would take to push me over the edge.”

What the fuck kind of dumb take is this? You “can’t imagine” having anything other than water while you game? Seriously? Slow news day?

Let me guess, the controllers only work if I shove them up my ass?

Phones at desks is a tricker question when you’re dealing with young entry-level wage employees with a low level of loyalty and a highly anticipated intellectual property, and phones that are cutting-edge recording equipment.

Just remember, HR are the enforcer of the top brass, they don’t usually make the choices themselves. Not to say they don’t deserve your kind regards though.

He was being sarcastic.