“FaceID works so much better than TouchID”

This game is meant solely for relaxing escapism. For chrissakes — give it a rest.

Card of Darkness

You may want to take another crack at proofreading your verbs in this piece. (Good lordt...)

The “electric eye” in this illustration isn’t for detecting children or puppies. It’s built into the base station, and its use is described as being to detect when the grass has grown tall enough to warrant mowing.

So corporate giant Amazon is preying on your childhood memories of receiving a catalog from another corporate giant?

Cameras are most certainly allowed in courtrooms, but at the judge’s discretion.

You forgot the (completely whackadoo looking, creepy sounding) Detective Pikachu. 

Had a doctor back in the 90s who had an SVX.

It’s $14.99 (down from $19.99) on the eShop right now.

It’s $14.99 (down from $19.99) on the eShop right now.

Hold on, I’m not done.

Oh wow. Look how many clicks we’re getting.

I bet you’re swell at parties.

I’ve got

Definitely. The tail light cluster is there, and the stretched-blurred headlights at night fit perfectly.

Cynical drivel.

Honestly, whenever I even just *see* an original Xbox, my I immediately begin thinking about this game. I yearn for it.

Quite true.

Quite true.

It’s just fun. It’s neat. If you don’t want it, by all means, idgaf.

It’s just fun. It’s neat. If you don’t want it, by all means, idgaf.