Sounds like someone needs a nap.

“OH HAI”

After the guardian got ‘sploded, I was sitting here yelling at my screen because Link rode off without collecting all the ancient screws and gears and cores that got dropped!

Bowling? I mean, I like bowling. But this seems like a very 2006/2007 feature to be adding.

All of this, and all I could think of at the end is “oh no! The horsey died!”

Somebody destroyed a Mai Mai Orange machine!!!! Gah! Hope they had their gloves on.

I’m sorry, but the very first example you provided has very little to do with the subject of this piece. Not being at the gate to hear announcements and know what’s going on when boarding begins is a rookie mistake, especially when traveling internationally. It would be one thing if you were running late due to…

People in my office still love playing this. There’s a gym at the front of the building, and another at the hotel next door.

I beat Tyson waaayyyyy back around 1996. We’d had an NES since ‘89, but an SNES was out of the question to my parents. So my little brother and I spent an insane amount of time playing SMB2, SMB3, Rescue Rangers... and Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out.