Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

For those who were wondering, a “Jersey Wall” is when a bunch of spray tanned Italian women in the club surround their friend to protect her from an Ed Hardy-wearing bro trying to roofie her Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

I don’t know what it’s listed as, but, having been an attorney on criminal cases in her courts, I would certainly guess Democrat. She is very liberal on criminal justice issues, especially regarding younger defendants. She’s tough on those that commit sexual assault crimes, from what my experiences on cases and…

The totally sincere and philosophically well-grounded conservative principle that local government is good when it means “states vs. fed” but bad when it means “cities vs. states”, endures. We should all be inspired by their commitment to this totally non-hypocritical point of view.

You think that’s bad, Al Davis left the Oakland Raiders to be owned and managed by his progeria-stricken, bowl-cutted, extremely large kid.

Northwestern will turn this kid into such an asshole

Yeah but the NFL is obviously fixed, and wrestling is real.

Man ... that’s a pretty large crowd for a meaningless late-season game played by a terrible team against a mediocre team, neither with any stars that make people go “oh, I need to actually see this guy in person.” Props to Brooklyn fans!

LMAO. Ok Spicer, back to the White House.

Que shiraz shiraz

Maybe he can apply for a H1-B visa and coach soccer at Baylor.

This is why the Giants will continue to trot out Eli as long as he can find his way to the huddle more often than not and doesn’t drool so much on the field that the turf becomes unsafe. He had a pretty crummy year on an otherwise good team, and yet there’s not even a whisper that the Giants might want to start…

As a Bears fan, I am far more concerned about the impact Mike’s wife Yoko Gono has on his life than I am about his QB skills.

It looks like he’s still in charge of handling the Redskins cap to me.

Especially since it’s taking that big ass fish back to the water to brag and show off to the whole bunch of others. Cold blooded.

People who shoot in portrait mode are like people who cruise in the left lane. Let’s send em all to North korea

That was my thought — all my devices are set to DND from 11 pm to 7 am because I don’t want to be woken up by some drunk idiot accidentally texting a wrong number.

These puns are fucking terrible.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad