I am scared and horny because of this.....

Love how she yelled "bitch" as her exclamation at the end. So......southern.

What happened and is happening in France is a tragedy. Specifically with regard to the first attack on Charlie Hebdo's HQ, 12 were murdered for speech or the defense of it, actions that can never justify or rationalize a violent response.

Pretty cool that they got Nosferatu to wear flannel for some reason.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

OK Adam I watched your uncut video. For what you were doing on the FDR, I would just look to pull your license. For what you did on the West Side Highway, I would look to see you in jail for at least 6 months. There are places all over this video that you are moving over 100MPH, on the upper West Side Highway, well…

It'll go back to douche. It's the only direction one can go.

Go away J.J. Watt.

If that sounds backward, well, that's how the Hall of Fame voting has evolved,

It's the refs fault. I mean, look at what he's wearing.

Actually, I'm pretty sure nobody's missed more shots than Jay Cutler's kids.

Though I doubt it'll take as long for soccer to react (since concern about concussions is in general more common in the media than it was 30 years ago), it might also benefit from not needing to in order to avoid total fucking catastrophe.

Uhm...is there legal precedent to get @ELNEIGHBORADOR and @SonBateman arrested or something? Because...holy shit. Fuck those guys.

No grade? What, do you expect me to read and interpret your words like a sentient human being? You fucking monster.

Wait, timeout, what?!

Also, the clock is having some serious malfunctions here

Conference: Ivy
F+ (Adjusted): A-