I read this article and am no clearer on what a SOHO Award is...

Topher Grace simply said something like, “I never saw anything that would make me suspect this. I don’t mean that to defend him. Simply, I never suspected.”

It’s a vexing scenario.

If 18 years of child support isn’t enough to scare men, I don’t think 18 years and 9 months will be any more effective.

The Jonas Brothers always struck me as three lobotomies. I dunno, is it just me? Something important seems to be missing. Never understood how someone as dazzling cool as Sophie Turner married one of them.

Timmy sure loves those nepo babies. I’m starting to think he’s not as amazing as the internet makes him out to be. 

How often does the place get flooded?

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Heeheehee...there are any number of rich people I would pay to see stuck in that lighthouse, but let’s start with Elon. I think those two would really hit it off.

Costner can afford it. Also, they were married for 18 years, not like she wants to bleed him dry after a whirlwind romance. Guaranteed he’s hooking up with someone 20 years younger in a month or so.

I know Costner has all the acting ability of a totem pole, but hey, as noted, he earned it.  Any person who can’t take care of their kids in a decent, comfortable way for say, a couple hundred grand per year is truly a spoiled brat.  You don’t have to wallow in luxury or send your brats to super expensive schools.

Lucille Bluthe references deserve a comment in respect.  RIP to the GOAT Jessica Walter.

Wouldn’t it be a kick in her shorts if Costner said, “Well...if they really need to live by the beach I’ll maintain custody of them, buy a beach house and they can live at dads..... with their step mom. lol

Where are you? East Timor?

Yeah she sounds pretty awful, but honestly, the man who got Waterworld and The Postman made owes something to everyone.

I’m renting a house that has it’s own private trail to the beach.

“the rite included a prayer circle in Schlapp’s office, which one person described as performative and inauthentic."

But how can you expect someone to raise 3 kids on ONLY $20 000 per month?!  That’s enough for like, one banana.

Just buy her a boat. Her kids will literally live on the ocean.

He was accused of abusing Paris Hilton back in 2004 as well. A claim that his own brother corroborated.