Please don’t assume that Bobo’s dad is hiding in shame and embarrassment. He could have died in an ATV accident or meth lab explosion.

Yeah the fact that Boebert accepted the results of a scientific test is the most shocking part of all of this.

Well, we can add this to the list of Boebert’s MAGA Christian values. Not knowing who her biological father is, while her mother loudly (and wrongly) insists that her daughter’s father is her own first cousin that she was having sex with around the time of Lauren’s conception. Who knows how many others she was…

Got a good chuckle out of baked scrod, sounds like an octogenarian teabagging maneuver or something equally vomit inducing. Yes I know it’s fish... and not just decaf, need to name drop Sanka!

Whoever this was will likely have zero recollection of saying awful shit like this... i understand calling him out but i highly doubt it will move anyone like this to reconsider their attitudes. for knuckle-draggers like that, spewing out hateful garbage is like having lunch, or walking... its just normal everyday…

Dude: You’re just afraid of men.

I’ll bet the egg couldn’t believe it, either. It must have been pretty shocked to see that geriatric sperm coming around the corner with a walker and a look of confused determination.

It’s not about the money. Come on. It’s at least a little bit about the money. Mick Jagger, Al Pacino, a literal billionaire investor. She isn’t just dating random grandpas living on SSI.

As I understand it, male fertility tends to *sharply* decline after a man turns 50 or so—it declines somewhat throughout the 40's, but it really starts to dip after 50.

He was also the Bubble Boy’s and Keith Hernandez’s favorite comedian and he also did some local commercials. So there is some indication that he was at least modestly famous.

Three used to be a time when theatres would run double-features. I think they should bring this back now, for Oppenheimer and Barbie. You could choose the order depending on your mood.

Famous people stop evolving at the precise moment they became famous. Tom mentally lives in the 1983-1986 time period because that was a time when there were only a 2-3 summer blockbusters to choose from and high-quality television shows and streaming didn’t exist. 

1) franchise movies all have identical plotlines and catchphrases. That’s what sells to devoted fans and makes money regardless of the release date.

I’m neither defending nor attacking Cruise here, but what he is doing seems so archaic. This isn’t the early 80s, where people went to few movies and the only way to know if one was any good was word-of-mouth or the local paper. Ditto for even being aware of the movie through advertising. And the theaters consequently…

It’s subtle. After the 3rd time watching the music video for Sleep Now in the Fire, I began suspecting those fellas didn’t like unregulated capitalism. 

Well I have a new favorite band and singer.

Seeing as how it’s Texas, I suspect he’ll get 90 days probation and small fine (which he’ll fail to pay) and and stern look from the judge. However, prosecutors will likely find some way to charge the woman with endangering the life of a fetus and multiple other charges.

67 year old Dana Delaney has been unmarried and childless and seems to be able to secure regular employment in the industry. Same goes for 53 year old childless/unmarried Heather Graham. Granted, neither have done a role in a high profile project in a long time but they do work consistently.

James Van Der Beek always looked like he was in his 40s when he was on Dawson’s Creek, but holy shit does he look terrible in this video.

Those poor children.