Holy shit, this poor bastard. But...is it victim blaming to point out how batshit this guy’s behaviour seems? In Greece, his wife gave him a drink he thought must have been poisoned. He tells his sister he believes his wife tried to kill him. On February 14, 2022 his wife fed him a sandwich he thought must have been…

Children’s books aren’t typically that lucrative. She’s just a sociopath. 

Or still be in the goddamn house???

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I read another piece saying he suspected at least 2 prior poisoning attempts when he got violently ill out of nowhere. Also she tried to change a life insurance policy to name her as sole benefactor without telling him, only finding out after the insurance company contacted him. He had filed for divorce already. Why…

c’mon, can’t we do better than “she’s gay because cats?” She’s an international popstar, she can have as many cats as she wants. 

You’re a real bummer and it’s starting to affect my sex life. Anytime I’m laying pipe in your dad he always says something like, “I’m really worried about Sam, maybe you can talk to him.” I get it, you’re an embarrassment to your family and everyone you’ve ever met, but maybe it’s time to just end the whole thing. You…

We do advocate for stricter traffic laws. Seatbelt usage, air bags, backup cameras, speed limits, standardized highway design, crash test safety standards all things enacted to curb behavior and and decrease death and injury via car accidents. One don’t need to advocate loudly for these changes as changes occur in…

Would it be wrong to suggest that maybe Tom ought to wear a bra?

At this point, if you're romantically interested in Tom Cruise, you know what you're getting into. That knowledge doesn't excuse any mistreatment, of course, but one should expect mistreatment at some point from that guy. 

I don’t like Chris Pratt, but seems weird to shoehorn a reference to him into this article when his period of A-list stardom came well after Britney’s. Seems unlikely she had a fling with him when he was a bit player on Parks ’n Rec.

I can’t believe this shit actually goes on. How does a federal court judge get shuttled on a private jet to the palatial estate of a billionaire for his swearing-in ceremony, held in the mansion’s cartoonishly-opulent library (complete with cartoonish walk-in fireplace), and no one seems to have noticed until now?…

1) A mass shooting happens.

You gotta hand it to Trump and the Republicans, they really stacked the courts in their favor.  Not long before we’re living in a dystopian Bible based hell.  
Also, fuck all those assholes 

Colin Farrell?

Columbine was 24 years ago. But it's still too soon to discuss anything about preventing another one. 

Its like the internet, the loudest 10% looks like it represents the other 90%.

Look, literally every statement of fact about opinions you have raised is true. Every single one.

“the 2A exists”

I have to tell you that we who live in other countries think you Americans are bat-shit crazy about your guns. Trust me, we have more than our share of crazy people up here in Canada. Yet somehow we have only had about 30 mass shootings in the last 100 years. In the entire country.