Good gravy. I tried to find the gif of the guy running with the massive red flag.

Mother! did a good job with the weird pacing and lack of narrative structure to make it feel very similar to real nightmare (at least mine.)

Ha truly. I only attend mass for funerals and occasional weddings now. I still always take communion because it feels weird not to. But really, you’re only supposed to accept it if you’re a practicing member? Then I feel guilty about for months.

I have no doubt his narcissism contributes to him being attracted to a woman who shares his DNA. 

My first marriage was in the Catholic church because I felt guilty about it.

The Catholics are weird. It’s like the hypocrisy is baked in. A very large amount of congregants do not subscribe to the church’s antiquated values. But they still call themselves Catholic. Maybe they’re too scared not to. The guilt is real.

I think she trashed Kris is an autobiography. The one unforgivable sin. 

The Louisiana-kid cartoons on Theo’s social media are so much funnier than his live-human content. Sadly, I see fewer and fewer of them posted.

This is one of the few situations in which Florida’s egregiously punitive penal system may work out. From what I recall, they also don’t allow any early release or parole if you have more than two offenses.

I get she was trying to be kind, but I think the less John Mayer has a chance to open his mouth in rebuttable to something, the better. Can we get him just to speak in guitar or something? Like maybe those dolphin translators can get to work on that.

And you didn’t need a job, money, or have any large responsibilities.

I guess it’s not the hip site any more. I really enjoyed the silly quizzes and match percentages. Although (like you said) —most men clearly lied about their politics. Or they’d say “socially liberal and fiscally conservative.” Which means Eric Trump.

One of them… was me :/

I met my husband on OkCupid. But the journey to get there was fraught with: peril, “Western” nationalists, ghosters, gym bros, video game addicts, 50-year old men seeking 21-32 year old women, a rich asshole who acquired a Naval officer’s uniform to pick up women, an English semi-pro soccer player who supported Brexit…

I get that 60s style comedy might just seem dated now. I think I had high expectations because characters often fawned over Midge as the most talented and the most hilarious person ever.

True, I forgot about that one. My friend also just recommended Crashing, so I guess Apatow really does have the right method.

My best friend’s stepmom has been divorced and widowed twice. I’m like why does she keep getting married? My friend says well she’s a devout Catholic and just wants to get laid. 

It’s been my experience that comedy sets within fictional shows are usually pretty bad. A recent example (to me) would be Mrs. Maisel.

This makes me think of Mr. Fishodeur’s rickety submarine from Bob’s Burgers.